conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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