But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
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