Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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