You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
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