Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
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