I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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