she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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