You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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