Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Randomize
