Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
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