and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
Randomize
