come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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