Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
Randomize
