Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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