After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
he shaved USA in his pubs
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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