Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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