ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
You're like the curious george of whores
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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