People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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