i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
it's great music for shaving your balls
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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