But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
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