He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
operation harelip BJ is a go
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
I just googled if crying burns calories
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
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