would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
Randomize
