I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
Randomize
