No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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