While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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