He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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