Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
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