Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
is it fun? or sober?
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