I like to think it a success when the cops are called
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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