i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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