I wanna bring you to show and tell
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
She swung at the pinata with crutches
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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