so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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