I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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