i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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