You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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