Its about making memories worth repressing
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
should my penis look like a turkey
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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