I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
The uberlube is also flammable
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Do plants get herpes?
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