Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
Randomize
