Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
I'm just crazy horny about you
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
Randomize
