The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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