My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
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