we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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