you guys were way drunker than both of me
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
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