he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
He? As in you personified your dick?
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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