I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Randomize
