I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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