I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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