just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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