gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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