so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
This is classic penis vs brain.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
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