so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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