At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
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